Empresa forex na lista negra na malásia

Empresa de investimento ilegal no âmbito do BNM (atualizado em setembro de 2017)

Companhia de Investimento Ilegal sob o BNM:

2. 1Gold. my (1gold. my)

3. 3Sixty Venture Capital PLC (empire3sixty)

4. A. A.M Global Corporation Sdn Bhd.

5. Ace Global Sales & amp; Serviços.

6. Ace Dimension Network Sdn Bhd.

7. AE Group Holding Pte. Ltd. (201322498-D) (aevfc)

8. Agarwood Venture (002273031-A)

9. Agar Wood Chamber of Commerce Malásia.

10. Ahmad Zulkhairi Associates PLT (LLP0009065) (fx10capital)

11. Ajuwah Realty Sdn Bhd (966604-D)

12. Ajuwah Agencies Sdn Bhd (966604-D)

13. Ajuwah Consultancy.

14. Alpari (Asian) Ltd.

15. Al-Saliha Worlwide Sdn. Bhd. (628267-M)

16. Amazing Yields Sdn Bhd (891529-V)

17. Amethyst Gold Creation Sdn Bhd (951063-K) (powergoldclub) (powergold999) (powergold. biz)

18. Applikasi Duit (aplikasiduit) (facebook / aplikasiduitandroid)

19. APS Asia Plantation Sdn Bhd (984575-T)

20. Arba Emas Perak (SA0280035-A) (arbaemasperak)

21. Aruna Travel.

22. Arribhu Suci Suci Enterpise (premierfxmarket)

23. Asas Seroja Sdn Bhd (357014A)

24. Asset Growth Solution Enterprise (002552148 - K) (aplikasiduit) (facebook / aplikasiduitandroid)

25. Ashnik Holdings (M) Sdn Bhd (1124601D)

26. Ashnik Trading (002369914-W)

27. AsiaLink Globe Capital (www-agc)

28. Astral Progress Sdn Bhd (989294-K)

29. Atlantic Global Asset Management (AGAM) (atlanticgam. es)

30. AU Niaga Sdn Bhd (907806-W)

31. AU79 International.

32. Auto Trading Management (facebook / simplyfxmalaysia /)

33. Aurawave Marketing Sdn. Bhd (aurawave2u)

34. Axis Capital Corporation Ltd (axiscapitalcorp)

35. Aziera Gold Enterprise (NS0133976-K)

36. BC Academy Sdn Bhd bookcoinsmalaysia.

37. BC Bullion Sdn Bhd.

38. Berkat FD Sdn Bhd.

39. BFS Markets Ltd (bfsforex)

40. Bdd Bhd da Indulgência Binária (963258-W)

41. Bitclub Network (bitclubnetwork) (facebook / bitclubnetwork. BCN)

42. BitKingdom (bitkingdom. org)

43. Build Rich Mining Group Bhd (1006586-T) (buildrich. us)

44. Build Rich Investment Group Ltd.

45. Construa Rich Group Holding.

46. ​​Construa Rich Agrotech Berhad.

47. Build Rich Enterprise.

48. Bumi Klasik Warisan Enterprise.

49. Capital Asia Group (M) Sdn Bhd (capitalasiagroup)

50. Carbon Bhd de carbono (1218702-K) (carbonatoken) (goalgreen2u)

51. Cash Deal Sdn Bhd (Boss Venture) (bossventure)

52. Dinastia do século Ásia-Pacífico Sdn Bhd.

53. Grupo Dinastia do Século Berhad.

54. Century Dynasty Group LTD.

55. Recursos da dinastia do século Sdn Bhd (980031-K)

56. Celik Emas Enterprise (0021517795-K)

57. Changkat Agro Resources (IP 0353991V)

58. CG internacional.

59. CGF Fine Metal Sdn Bhd.

60. Classic Worldwide Corporation (M) Sdn Bhd (773082M) (cwc. my) (programarba. blogspot. my)

61. Protetores climáticos Sdn. Bhd.

62. Coin Enterprise Ltd (Livecoin)

63. Crowd Care Sdn Bhd (lifeengineering. my)

64. Pacotes de investimento CryptoDaily (cryptodaily. io)

65. CTK Network (CTK2U)

66. Classic FX Venture.

68. CYL Asia Enterprise.

69. Recursos CYL4U (cyl4u)

70. CYL Peoria Enterprise.

71. CYL Prospect Trading.

72. Danatama Millennium Sdn Bhd (819082-U)

73. Dana Haji Jasman.

74. Darul Emas Perak Bhd.

75. DBB Star Sdn Bhd (1110055-M)

76. Degold Empire Sdn Bhd (882335-M)

77. Delta Wealth Services (002194713-K)

78. Destiny Resources Services.

79. Dgreat Network (info. simplebisnes)

80. Dinar Dirham Global (dinardirham) (dinardirham. online)

81. DM Rise Enterprise (PG 0262929-H)

82. Perfil do DNA Sdn Bhd (245435-W)

83. Dream Success International Sdn Bhd (1002002-P) (Surewin4u)

84. Marketing Dinâmico da Wira Sdn Bhd - Skim Beras 1 Malásia.

85. Dynasty Worldwide Sdn Bhd (800311-D) (dynasty-worldwide-net) (dynastymf)

86. Eagle Aeronautics (M) Sdn Bhd (796603-A)

87. East Cape Mining Corp.

89. Ecofuturefund (ecofuturefund. biz)

90. Efzinitus Capital Pte Ltd (efzinitus)

91. Emgoldex (Emirates Gold Exchange)

92. Empire Five Trading (mikadofx)

93. Energetic Gateway Sdn Bhd (511826-X)

94. Epic Palms Bhd (epicpalmsberhad)

95. Ethtrade Limited (ethtrade. org)

96. Ethtrade Malaysia.

97. Everdon Fumigation Sdn Bhd (861654-K)

98. Exorbitance Influence Sdn Bhd (1191499-U) (krubal)

99. Exquisite Bottle Index Sdn Bhd (1060843T) (xbi. my)

100. Execução Executiva de Excessão (exnesmalaya)

101. Exness Malaysia (exnesmalaya)

102. Programa Extra Capital (programa extracapital)

103. Ezy Save Trading (PG0216560 - V)

104. Ezey Marketing.

105. E-Qirad Sdn Bhd (595699-D)

107. Recursos de riqueza familiar (SA0310508-M)

108. Fari Group Global Resources (SA0319984-M)

109. FBS Malásia (fbsmy)

110. FE Brands (M) Sdn Bhd (1000656-H)

111. Flexsy Enterprise & amp; Barrilorne Corp.

112. FNZ Capital Limited (intelfx)

113. Fruits LT Ventures (facebook / Fruits-LT-Ventures-161191244419863)

114. Plano de Investimento das Frutas LT Ventures (facebook / Fruits-LT-Ventures-161191244419863)

115. Fortrend International Sdn Bhd (876619-X)

116. Forex4you (forex4you) (facebook / forex4you. malaysia)

117. Forexnova (facebook / forexnovamalaysia)

118. Futurebarrel (futurebarrel)

119. Future Trade Indojaya Sdn Bhd (1003327-P) (ftindojaya. blogspot) (ft-indojaya)

120. FXBitlab Holdings Sdn Bhd (1212832-T) (fxbitlab)

121. FxUnited Malaysia (myfxunited)

122. Bhd de Sdn de poder de FXUnited (1146795-M) (fxunitedpowerinternational)

123. FXZN Zenith Limited (fxzn)

124. FXZN Investment Limited.

125. FXZN Zenith Management Limited.

126. FX Primus Ltd (trivfx)

127. Ganho FX Capital Sdn Bhd (gainfxcapital. org)

128. Gan Patt Services.

129. Ganding Wawasan Trading (TR0133766-A)

130. Gemilang Jalur Pintar Enterprise (jutawanapp) (facebook / JutawanApp)

131. GGC Aquaculture Sdn Bhd (1044976P)

132. GGF Golden House Sdn Bhd (803753-W)

133. GGT Golds Sdn Bhd (547290-D)

134. Global Creation Trading.

135. Global Golds Trading (JM0518201-W)

136. Global Peace Loving Family (globalpeacelf)

137. Global Tijari Holdings Berhad.

138. Global Tijari Industries Sdn Bhd.

139. Global Venture Financing (globalventurefinancing)

140. Global Wave Gold Corporation (globalwavegold) (gwgfx)

141. GM Trader (gmtraderteam) (facebook / GmTrader-859208567506294)

142. Bhd do Sdn do mundo do lingote de ouro (1018604-A) (goldenworld. my)

143. Bdd lindo da cadeia Sdn (841928-P)

144. Grand View Golden Success Sdn Bhd (638186-X) - Golden Maximum.

145. Golden Speed ​​Trading (002252254-K)

146. Great Access Sdn Bhd (517965-X)

147. Bhd (Sdn Bhd) de Green Buck Resources (851115-A)

148. Greenmillion Agrosolution Enterprise (greenmillionagrisolution. blogspot)

149. Global Forest Sdn Bhd (987049-P)

150. GTGVIP (gtgvip. biz) (gtgvip)

151. SAFX Global Venture Sdn Bhd.

152. Harvest Reliance Consultancy Sdn Bhd (965589-W)

154. Hexa Commerce Sdn Bhd (645798-X)

155. HG Resources Sdn Bhd (highwayrich) (highwayrichclub) (highwaygroup2u)

156. HiFX Asia (HiFX) (hifx2rich)

157. Recursos do Grupo Rodoviário (highwayrich) (highwayrichclub) (highwaygroup2u)

158. Hin Huat Auto Sparts (TR0005484-X)

159. HotForex Malaysia (hotforex) (facebook / hfmarketsmalaysia) (hotforexpro. blogspot. my)

160. Holiday Express Asia.

161. Honest Group Ltd.

162. Hupro International Inc.

163. I & amp; Uma rede comunitária global.

164. Iconhill Holding Sdn Bhd (810775-P)

165. IGC Diamond.

166. IGOFX (facebook / IGOFXinvestment)

167. Infinity Star International Sdn Bhd (851864-T)

169. Instagroup Resources (JM0531870-X)

170. Inint Global Solution - IGS (igsvc. biz) (facebook / igs. biz)

171. Inter Pasicfic Soyy Enterprise.

172. Iridian Ventures PLT (LLP0002569-LGN):

173. IronFX Solid Trading.

174. Isothree Gold Sdn Bhd (906561-K)

175. Itradex (sistema itradex)

176. Jalatama Management Sdn Bhd (929594-W) (jalatama)

177. Jalur Gemilang Maju Enterprise (SA 0412058 - U) (jutawanapp) (facebook / JutawanApp)

178. Jazlaan Enterprise.

179. Jihadfarisha Ventures (dpkingfx. weebly)

180. JJ Commerce Trading (SA0399365P)

181. JJ Global Network (jjptr)

182. JJ Online Enterprise (SA0399360K)

183. JJ Poor To Rich (jjptr)

184. JJPTR (jjptr)

185. JM Communications & amp; Tecnologia Sdn Bhd (702054-V)

188. Aplicativos de Jutawan (jutawanapp) (facebook / JutawanApp)

189. Kelab Kebajikan dan Sosial Tun Teja Malásia (yds2u)

190. Kelab Kebajikan Sosial Malásia (VVIP88)

191. Keenan Capital Group (kcgtraders) (keenonlinefx)

192. Keenan Prestige Services (002095851-P)

193. Serviços Brilhantes de Keenan (002021597-V)

194. Kembara Jutawan Crypto (facebook / svdmalaysia) (criptobeggar)

195. Khaira Sakinah Resources (CT0018249-R)

196. Bhut de Sdn de serviços de Kilauan Padu (KPSSB) (657711-X)

197. KL FxUnited Club.

198. Kris Plus Enterprise (IP0238424-A)

199. Kudaemas (kudaemas)

200. L & amp; L Property Ventures SB (1186992T)

201. Lestari2U (lestari2u)

202. LetDuit Scheme (letduit); Deixe Duit Boss (página do Facebook); LetDuit Plan 30 Hari (página do Facebook)

203. Liberty Reserve (libertyreserve)

204. Vida útil Feriados Sdn Bhd (727129-U)

205. Live Coin Express.

206. LocalAdClick (localadclick)

207. LocusNetwork4u (locusnetwork4u)

208. LS Dólar de ouro Sdn Bhd (235435-H)

209. Mama Captain International (mamacaptain) (barrel2u) (mamaharbour)

210. Marco Robinson Sdn Bhd (marcorobinson)

211. Mari Wholesale (M) Sdn Bhd (556117-T)

212. Maxim Capital Ltd. maximtrader.

213. Maza Network Sdn Bhd (1006389-H)

214. MBI International Sdn Bhd (873323-V) (mbiv2u)

215. McRen Oceanus Sdn Bhd (908484-X)

216. MD Venture Group Sdn Bhd (1058936U)

217. Meccafund Family Malaysia.

218. Mecca Fund Global (MFG) (meccafundglobal) (makkahislamichotel) (mekahalsafwah. blogspot. my)

219. Mega Dynasty Sdn Bhd (931589-V)

220. Megaherbs Bioextreme (001946380-K)

221. Megah Mewah Trading (SA0295909-A)

222. Mdf International Sdn Bhd (978203-V) (mbiv2u)

223. MGCfx (mgcforex)

224. MGC Capital Sdn Bhd (morgagecapitals)

225. MGSB Holding Sdn Bhd (mgsb. org. my)

226. MH Secret Wealth Enterprise (NS0122059A)

227. Mi1 Global Sdn Bhd (1145697-X) (mymi1millionaire. org)

228. Million Jade Sdn Bhd (millionjade)

229. Negociação do dia do milagre (JR0047390-V)

230. Mohamad World Enterprise.

231. MonSpace (M) Sdn Bhd.

232. MMM Malásia (malaysia-mmm) (facebook / MMM. Malaysia. Official)

233. MOP Consultor Sdn. Bhd (101867-W)

234. Mughniwave International Sdn. Bhd. (1163697-W) (mughniglobal)

235. MX3 World Wide ((mx3worldwide)

236. Meu Camd Hills Sdn Bhd (984170M)

237. Myrezki (myrezki) (facebook / bizmeletop2017)

238. MyHowk Ling.

239. Recursos de Nahana Golbal (00211411-M)

240. New Gen Food Sdn Bhd (1186962X.

241. Nexgain Malaysia Sdn Bhd (773854-D)

242. Next Generation Mall.

243. NGR Asia Group Sdn Bhd (1138129-M) (ngrasia)

244. NGR Global Sdn Bhd (UT0004411-H)

245. NIKPROFIT TRADING (premierfxmarket)

246. Nory Motor (TR0023237-H)

247. Norry Setia Ent (TR0103958-M)

248. Agências NTB dn Bhd (1039052-M)

249. O2 Only One.

250. Ocean Century International Limited (ODFX)

251. OCI Management Sdn Bhd (1042036X) (ODFX)

252. OCI Venture Sdn Bhd (1039926H) (ODFX)

253. ODFX (ODFX)

255. Futuros Comerciais no Exterior (OCFX)

256. OLTA Capital Management Inc.

257. Omega Pinnacle Ltd (Labuan)

258. One AutoCash (clubautocash / 1autocah)

259. Apenas um Sdn Bhd internacional (1195288W)

260. Orion Healthcare Management Services Sdn Bhd.

261. Orion Prokasih (M) Sdn Bhd.

262. Ostim Academy (002443002-A) (ostimint)

263. Overseas Delight Sdn Bhd (614245-W) (arowana2u)

264. Pancar Mayang Sdn Bhd (527196-H)

265. Pars Pay Sdn Bhd (813378-V)

266. Lingote de Pegasus (pegasusbullion)

267. Perfditor Traders Sdn Bhd (918583-V) (perfute)

268. Perniagaan Jatidana Wawasan (M) Sdn Bhd.

269. Islam Perubatan Seiring Syariat Al-Ikhlas.

270. Pioneer Forest Sdn Bhd (1069104M) (abunur) (rezekipasif. blogspot. my)

271. Pertubuhan Kebajikan Komuniti Malásia (PKKM) (pkkm. my)

272. Pok Din Consultance & amp; Serviços (pokdinempire)

273. Pok Din Empire Sdn Bhd (1130978-D) (pokdinempire)

274. Polly Scheme (pollywood. asia) (polly. academy) (facebook / pollywoodhq)

275. Comércio de energia Asia Sdn Bhd (933528-T) (kuasaforex. my)

277. Credenciais Preferenciais Sdn Bhd.

278. Premier FX Malaysia (premierfxmarket)

279. Premier Point Market Sdn Bhd (1166245-K) (premierfxmarket)

280. Premier Point Market LLC (premierfxmarket)

281. Premier Ventures Gold.

282. Prestige Dairy Farm (M) Berhad (832757-A)

283. Gerenciamento de Proficiência e Serviços (002532706X)

284. Beneficiar Web Sdn Bhd.

285. Programa 10 Bulan Forex Trading.

286. Programa I-Rich.

287. Pro Infinity Ltd (proinfinidade)

288. Projek Duit 2012.

289. Provisio Multimedia.

290. Pruton Mega Holding Limited.

291. PTFX (facebook / PTFX-Malaysia-765053533643113) (facebook / PTFXCopyTrade)

292. PTM4U (passport2u)

293. Casa pública Golden Sdn Bhd (806825-M)

294. Puncak Hartawan Resources (0000097980-T)

295. Programa Quantum Capital (programa quantitativo) (berjayaforex)

296. Questra World (QW) (questraworld. es) (facebook / QuestraWorld. Malaysia.1)

297. Qinur Enterprise.

298. Ram Kris Venture (0024165647-K)

301. Grupo RC Sdn Bhd.

302. Real Biz Pasif.

303. Real Ingenious Sdn Bhd (926598-U) (worldfocus. co)

304. Relax Green Enterprise (PG0415537X)

305. Rejab Trading (TR0115248-A)

306. Rejabwealth Sdn Bhd (1005424-X)

307. Reza Anuar Seven.

308. Bênsão retro de Titan Sdn.

309. Rex Russel Capital Investment Group.

310. RGCX Trading Corp (goldrgcx / rapidgcx)

311. Richway Global Venture (richwayventure) (richwayventure. info)

312. Richway Green Venture (PG0406414M)

313. Revolução mundial rica (RWR) (richworldrevolution / rwr) (facebook / richworldrevolution)

314. Rimbun Tekad Realty Sdn Bhd (966620-V)

315. Rimbun Tekad Consultancy Sdn Bhd (966620-V)

316. Rising Premium Sdn Bhd (285572-P)

318. RM20segera (rm20segera)

319. RN Corporate Services Sdn Bhd.

320. Rowther Technologies MSC Sdn Bhd (727979-T)

321. Royal Gold Sdn Bhd (1005830-X) (royalgolds)

322. Grupos da equipe Royale (royaleteaminfo. blogspot)

323. RS Capital Holdings Bhd (819833-P)

324. Safeena Gold Gallery (IP0386035-U)

325. Sanabil Investment (sanabil)

326. Sejati Agarwood Enterprise.

327. Sera Land Mangement & amp; Enterprise (JM0503206-P)

328. SFX Management (KT0339697-V) (topprofx) (facebook / tpfxmalaysia)

329. SGFM Trading Sdn Bhd (936419-V)

330. SGV Premier Plan Scheme.

331. SimplyFX Malaysia (facebook / simplyfxmalaysia)

332. Slimberry Extreme Team (zatslimberry. blogspot / slimberryxtreme)

333. Smarthink Trading (001973331 - M)

334. Empreendedor de Comércio Inteligente (002459702D.

335. Recursos comerciais inteligentes Sdn Bhd (1180992A)

336. SMCI Corporation (smci)

337. Solor Bond Capital Sdn Bhd (1163697-W)

338. Speedline (speedline-inc)

339. Srgold Exchange Bhd (1033164-V) (srgold. my)

340. Sri Perkasa Emas Trading.

341. Sri Chempaka Emas Enterprise (SA0293336-P)

342. Sdn Bhd da dinâmica constante (782270-H)

343. Rede global constante Sdn Bhd.

344. Solução estratégica (Goldex Group International Limited)

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O ISIS lança um novo vídeo, ainda mais bárbaro, em um esforço para recuperar o manto da Planned Parenthood. Impressionado com a classificação stellar da Fox News durante os debates do GOP, a CNN usará a mesma fórmula sobre candidatos democratas perguntando perguntas difíceis e apontadas sobre os republicanos. Papa indignado pelo "capitalismo sem restrições" de Planned Parenthood, exige uma redistribuição igual de partes de bebê para cada um de acordo com suas necessidades.

Os cidadãos de Plutão protestam contra a vigilância do governo dos EUA sobre o seu planetoide e suas luas com o New York Times. John Kerry propõe um período de espera de 3 dias para todos os países terroristas que tentam adquirir armas nucleares. Polícia de Chicago tentando identificar a bandeira que causou nove assassinatos e 53 feridos na cidade no fim de semana passado.

A pesquisa financiada pelo Estado comprova a existência de Partículas de Agressão Quântica em Heteron Hadron. Os especialistas discutem se os negociadores iranianos quebraram a perna de John Kerry ou ele fez isso mesmo para sair das negociações. Meios de comunicação social dos EUA para o grupo de candidatos do GOP: o prefeito de Nova York para realizar conversas de paz com ratos, pede desculpas pela diplomacia de cowboy anterior do prefeito. A China lança objeto espacial em forma de cubo com uma mensagem para estrangeiros: a verdade é uma variável deduzida subtraindo "o que é" do que deve ser ".

As tentativas da América em conversações de paz com a Casa Branca continuam a ser encontradas com mentiras, táticas de bloqueio e má fé. DELETE é o novo RESET. Charlie Hebdo recebe o prêmio Islamophobe; Os cartunistas da Malásia não puderam ser alcançados para comentar devido a suas mortes ilícitas inexplicáveis.

A Rússia envia o botão "redefinir" de volta a Hillary: Barack Obama descobre da CNN que Hillary Clinton passou quatro anos sendo sua Secretária de Estado. Se Obama tivesse uma loja de conveniência, pareceria Obama Express Food Market. Estudo revela uma falta impressionante de diversidade racial, gênica e econômica entre os homens brancos da classe média.

Os turistas dos EUA se reúnem para ver Cuba antes que pareça que os EUA e os cubanos se reúnem para ver os EUA antes de parecer Cuba. White House descreve os ataques à Sony Pictures como "hacking espontâneo em resposta ao vídeo ofensivo zombando do Juche e do seu profeta".

A CIA responde aos pedidos de transparência da Blacklist para liberar o corte do diretor do Certificado de Nascimento do Making of Obama. As conseqüências da "Guerra contra as Mulheres" encontram uma nova "Geração Perdida" de políticos democratas desiludidos, incapazes de lidar com a vida fora do cargo. A aquisição republicana do Senado é um mandato claro do povo americano para o presidente Obama governar por ordens executivas. A enfermeira Kaci Hickox diz com raiva aos jornalistas que ela não mudará seus relógios para o horário de verão.

Líderes do Partido Democrata em pânico depois da recente pesquisa mostram que a maioria dos eleitores democratas pensa que "meio termo" é quando terminar a gravidez. Os candidatos democratas desesperados invocam Obama para parar de apoiá-los e, em vez disso, apoiar os adversários do GOP. Ebola Czar emite um plano quinquenal com quotas obrigatórias de infecções por Ebola por cada estado com base nas preferências de voto. Fatos divertidos sobre as línguas mundiais: países africanos para proibir todos os vôos dos Estados Unidos porque "Obama é incompetente, isso nos assusta".

Polêmica do Prêmio Nobel da Paz: Hillary não foi nomeada apesar de ter feito ainda menos do que Obama para merecer. Obama pisa caneta e telefone em Putin; A Europa oferece suporte com canetas poderosas e telefones de membros da OTAN.

White House promete embaraçar o ISIS de volta à Idade da Pedra com uma avalanche de mensagens temíveis no Twitter e fotos Instagram fatalmente ironicas. Obama promete que o ISIS nunca levantará sua bandeira no décimo oitavo buraco. Elian Gonzalez deseja que ele tenha vindo para a U. Obama desenha "linha azul" no Iraque depois que Putin tirou o lápis vermelho forex. Acusações de parentesco com o inimigo deixam o sargento. Bergdahl com apenas duas opções: Jay Carney preso em linha atrás de Eric Shinseki para deixar a Casa Branca; tempo de espera estimado de 15 min a 6 semanas.

Jay Carney diz que descobriu que Obama descobriu que descobriu que Obama descobriu que descobriu sobre o último escândalo da administração Obama sobre as notícias. Obama retalia contra Putin ao proibir os funcionários federais sindicalizados de encontrar meninas russas quentes online durante o horário de trabalho.

Os separatistas russos na Ucrânia se rebelam por um vídeo ofensivo do YouTube que mostra o derrube das estátuas de Lênin. Obama usa caneta e telefone para cancelar a conta Netflix da Putin. Joe Biden para a Rússia: no último esforço para ajudar a Ucrânia, Obama desdobra a coalizão do arco-íris do Rev. Jackson para a Criméia. Mardi Gras na Coréia do Norte: a política externa de Obama funciona: os EUA oferecem solução militar para a crise da Ucrânia: Putin anexa a praia de Brighton para proteger os russos étnicos no Brooklyn, Obama apela à ONU e à UE para obter ajuda.

Obama, estamos apenas ligando para perguntar se você quer a nossa política externa de volta. Os s estão aqui mesmo conosco, e eles também estão se perguntando. Esforços para alcançar a justiça da umidade para a Califórnia frustrada pela redistribuição injusta da neve na América. O autor feminista bate o casamento gay: a campanha de Beverly Hills se aquece entre Henry Waxman e Marianne Williamson sobre a crescente diferença de renda entre milionários e bilionários em seu distrito.

Kim se torna líder mundial, alimenta tio aos cães; Obama come cachorros, se torna líder mundial, América chora tio. Líder norte-coreano executa tio próprio para falar sobre Obamacare na festa de Natal da família. A Casa Branca contrata intérprete esquizofrênico de assinatura de Mandela para ajudar a vender a Obamacare.

Kim Jong Un executa seu próprio "tio louco" para evitar que ele arruine outro Natal familiar. A OFA admite que seu conselho para ativistas da área de dar Obamacare Talk nos intervalos de tiro foi uma má idéia. O presidente resolve a debacle de Obamacare com o pedido executivo declarando todos os americanos igualmente saudáveis. Comunidade dos Bovinos indignada por flatulência vindo de Washington DC. Obama não tinha conhecimento de que ele havia sido reeleito até que ele leia sobre isso o jornal local na semana passada.

Problemas de servidor no HealthCare. A NSA marca o National Best Friend Day com anúncio oficial: Dizzy com sucesso, Obama renomeia seu mandato de saúde extremamente popular para a HillaryCare. Se você pudesse completar o formulário ObamaCare on-line, não era um site de governo legítimo; Você deve denunciar fraude online e alterar todas as suas senhas. Obama autoriza o uso da espingarda de dois barris do vice-presidente Joe Biden para disparar algumas explosões na Síria.

DNC lança a figura de ação "Carlos Danger"; procede a financiar uma instituição de caridade que ajuda os sobreviventes da Guerra Republicana sobre as Mulheres. FISA tribunal rubberstamps declaração negando seu retrato como selo de borracha do governo.

Mary Landrieu D-LA pode ver o Canadá a partir de Dakota do Sul. Ações do IRS contra as festas do chá causadas pelo vídeo anti-imposto do YouTube que insultou sua fé. O escritório de Gosnell em Benghazi invadiu o IRS: depois que o cemitério de Arlington rejeita a oferta para enterrar o bombardeiro de Boston, a igreja de Westboro Babtist dá um passo na frente do gramado premium. Pode o Papa Francis possivelmente limpar a burocracia do Vaticano e bancar sem culpar a administração anterior?

Michelle Obama elogia o ataque de fim de semana por adolescentes de Chicago como uma boa maneira de queimar calorias e ficar saudável. Esta Páscoa, Obama exorta seus súditos a pintar o sangue de cordeiro acima das portas, a fim de evitar o seqüestrador. Casa Branca para crianças americanas: Sequestrador causa demissões entre galinhas que colocam ovos de Páscoa; Coelhinhos de Páscoa do salário sindical a serem substituídos por Chupacabras mexicanos. Michelle Obama anuncia a tão aguardada fusão de Hollywood e do Estado.

Joe Salazar defende o direito de as mulheres serem estupradas em forex sem garantia de armas Kremlin coloca avisando não para fotografar o meteoro de Putin, a menos que seja bêbado.

O Japão oferece para ampliar o guarda-chuva nuclear para cobrir U. Feministas organizam um bilhão de mulheres para protestar contra a opressão masculina com mil bilhões de danças. Preocupado com o número crescente de mortos, o Talibã oferece para enviar conselheiros de paz para Chicago. Karl Rove põe fim à festa do chá com a nova estratégia dos republicanos para democratas visando perder as eleições. Respondendo ao ceticismo público, o presidente Obama autoriza ataques de drones ilimitados em todos os alvos do skeet em todo o país.

Skeet Ulrich nega as alegações de que havia sido baleado pelo presidente, mas considera mudar seu nome para 'Armadilhas'. White House lança novas e emocionantes fotos de Obama de pé, sentado, olhando pensativo e até respirando dentro e fora. Para provar que ele é sério, Obama elimina proteção de guarda armada para presidente, vice-presidente e suas famílias; estabelece Zonas livres de armas em seu lugar. Departamento de Estado para enviar estudantes universitários para a Malásia como garantia de obrigações de dívida dos EUA.

O presidente emite ordens executivas proibindo falésias, tetos, obstruções, estatísticas e outras noções que nos impedem de avançar e subir.

Temendo o pior, o governo Obama proíbe o fã para evitar que seja atingido por certos objetos. Meek herdar a Terra, não pode pagar impostos estaduais. Bigfoot encontrado em Ohio, misteriosamente não votando por Obama. À medida que a oficina do Papai Noel se encontra em bancarrota, o Fed oferece resgate em troca do controle da lista "travessura e legal". New York imam propõe-se a canonizar Saul Alinsky como profeta da religião do último dia.

Solução pacífica do Imam Rauf: Obama freqüenta o serviço da igreja, adora-se. Obama propõe a loteria nacional "Win The Future"; produto da nova WTF Powerball para financiar mais gastos governamentais. É uma pena que uma família possa ser despedaçada por algo tão simples como um pacote de ursos polares. Obama chama as novas reduções de impostos nos impostos no código tributário.

O teleprompter de Obama infeliz com o Twitter da Casa Branca: o Comitê de Redução de Regulamentação de Obama considera que a Constituição dos EUA é uma estrutura desatualizada cara que regulam ineficientemente o governo federal. Respondendo aos tiroteios de Oslo, Obama declara o cristianismo "Religião da Paz", elogia "cristãos moderados", promete enviar um para o espaço.

O think tank conservador apresenta crianças ao capitalismo com o livro de imagens pop-up "The Road to Smurfdom". Al Gore propõe combater o aquecimento global extraindo revestimentos de prata de nuvens na atmosfera terrestre. Obama refuta as acusações de que ele não responde ao sofrimento das pessoas: Obama lamenta que o governo dos EUA não tenha fornecido a sua mãe contraceptivos gratuitos quando estava na faculdade. Obama felicita Putin pelo resultado da eleição em Chicago. O cubo do povo se dá a medalha de Hero of Socialist Labor, em reconhecimento de um conselho de especialistas contínuo fornecido à administração de Obama, ajudando a moldar suas políticas nacionais e estrangeiras.

Enragados por acusações de que estão fazendo uma oferta da Obama, os líderes da mídia exigem instruções da Casa Branca sobre como responder. Obama culpa as Olimpíadas anteriores pelo fracasso em vencer nesta Olimpíada. Slogan progressivo "Devemos ser mais como a Europa" mais popular entre os membros do Partido Nazista Americano. Jesus salva, eu apenas gasto. Os anarquistas planejam, agendam, sincronizam e executam uma campanha coordenada contra todos os itens acima.

Secretário de Energia Steven Chu: administração de Obama que executa cupões de alimentos na fronteira com o México em uma operação com o nome de código "Fat And Furious". Paquistão explode em protesto pela nova atualização do Adobe Acrobat; 17 acrobatas locais mortos. Relatório IOTW Terry Colon O Relatório fino Professor Kurgman kathy blog FAQster BestObamaFacts.

Reedicione seus amigos, familiares e colegas de trabalho! Vitaly Painting - New York Online Sale Vestidos de noiva baratos na ViViDress no Reino Unido. Disney acrescenta Trump ao Salão dos Presidentes O Cubo do Povo faz 33 da Lista de Melhores Blogs do Humor Fora do karakter: Cartazes soviéticos de prevenção de acidentes: a história de volta Você sabe que está gastando muito tempo no Cube quando eu me mudo para o sulco do Diretor Popular! Mercadoria de membros apenas O primeiro dia de ação de graças: a versão de Korrekt Guerra e apelo: os clássicos revisados ​​CAPITAÇÃO: Obama colocando a "diversão" de volta em "funeral" Anúncios irritantes que vão para o fracasso: Obama escavou o buraco com a picareta de estilo Trotsky Quando a teoria atende a realidade Obama Points Gun At Audiences CAPTION: Obama o Ataque Afirmativo Hurdle Jumper Legenda: Sandra Fluke's Dorm Room.

Além disso, fomos premiados com um emblema de ação de combate para ser exibido em nossa lapela como uma indicação de serviço honesto e fiel à Patria. Technically, the ranking criteria included Facebook Fans we have 44,Twitter Followers we have 7,and Alexa Rank ours isThere probably was also someone's personal taste involved, since the founder of FeedSpot.

First it was believed to be a missing link in the chain of hominid evolution inthen it was alleged to be a total hoax in But recent investigations into the remains of Piltdown Man may have revealed the Russian colluder who stole the US presidential election from Hillary Clinton and assured an unfair Trump victory. The dems went down to Georgia They was lookin' for a seat to steal They were in a bind 'Cause they were way behind Willin' to spend twenty five mil When they came upon this young man In pajamas by the name John Ossoff And the dems all jumped And said that he'd beat Trump And said, "boy, show us what you got I guess you didn't know it But we're a riddle players too And if you'd care we'll pay your fare, we'll bet money on you Sources say Chuck Schumer will be announcing today at 12pm ET, that he will be organizing a new bi-partisain investigation committee into Donald Trump's recklessness on putting greens.

According to Chuck Schumer, the Senate investigation amounts to a credibility test for Trump — a chance to prove his willingness to answer uncomfortable questions about his golf game. Sergei the Russian Colluder explains exactly how the Russians colluded to do the Russian Collusion. For the first time we are learning about Operation Covfefe, named after the Russian folk hero, Yuri Covfefe, who was known to have supernatural powers to influence elections.

Poor Me is a magazine dedicated to people who see themselves as victims. Read the new Trump-Comey edition - their thickest issue to date. Challenges of being a drama queen in the age of Trump. March against fascism ends withfewer deaths than expected Hillary to victims: From woke to broke in one easy step Top 10 methods to make the world feel guilty and apologize LeBron James needs a day without white people: Comey, 56, demonstrates on doll where he feared Trump was going to touch him.

In a dramatic stroke of brilliance and keen journalistic instinct, or perhaps outright laziness, we decided to start from malaysia back. Here's what we found. Hospital stays exceeding two days require patient-provided bedpans and light bulbs. Co-pays malaysia now tracked by as a Wall Street investment index. Half off Abortion-Tuesdays at Family Dollar stores everywhere. School lunch programs shall include Soylent Green Fridays. As a member of the white male hetero Christian class my peoples have been ruling the world far to long.

It is only fitting that I and my ilk get a taste of our own medicine and accept our demotion in exchange for the promotion of the victim class. The only thing my peoples can do to alleviate our deserved pains is to sacrifice our place willingly and blacklisted. We shall vocally praise the oppressed, admit our sins and accept our lashings. When we are ordered to leave our campuses because of our whiteness we shall do so with a smile.

When we are reminded of our privilege we shall accept it with a tear. Equality before the law is not the goal. Lady Justice is not blind, comrade. Her eyes are open and her scales are now tipped accordingly.

That is the "Democratic Ideal" for which we now must live. Early this morning President Trump challenged the nation to discover the true meaning of "covfefe.

Just some pictures and headlines: An academic study from researchers at Brunel University London assessed men, looking at their height, weight, overall physical strength and bicep circumference, along with their views on redistribution of wealth and income inequality. Back when I lived in New York I went shopping for a modern-looking microfiber jacket suitable for cool weather.

I visited a dozen boutique stores in Manhattan, trying on a variety of nice-looking jackets. None of them fit me in the chest. Even if I was able to zip them up over my chest, I couldn't move my arms The 6 foot-long fossil reveals that the extinct early man of England possessed two large working testicles, which shatters all modern theories about the origins of today's residents of the British Isles.

The world's best known dealmaker-turned-president showed that when it comes to real estate, nobody out-negotiates the Trumpster. The president met briefly with Pope Francis, whom Trump described as a "…very, very nice man. Very hospitable," before agreeing on a price for the Vatican. Subjects discussed by the two leaders included the environment, world peace, religious tolerance, and property values.

He made an offer, but you know how deals are, he started low and I started high," Trump told the accredited media shortly afterwards. Do you hate Donald Trump? Is your lifelong dream to destroy his presidency? Do you live for nothing else these days? Are you looking for a flexible job company requires little effort while allowing you to be as outrageous as you want?

Do you enjoy throwing stuff at the wall and watching it slide down to the floor leaving a trail of slime? Then mainstream media outlets, especially the New York Times and Washington Post, would like to offer you a position as an ANONYMOUS SOURCE! Harvard University has written a new dress code that defines ties, a traditional male dress accessory, as a symbol of oppression, chauvinism, and hate speech.

Komrades, I made this little vid where Ragnar Lothbrok gets a glimpse of his people's nightmarish future that is 21st century Sweden. It has no major spoilers from the show "Vikings". For thousands of years, since the end of the Ice Age, international workers gathered in their company on May Day to organize, protest, and represent. They sat around bonfires chanting Party-approved slogans and denouncing U.

Every year the changing Current Truth called for different slogans, which were promptly provided to the masses by this glorious Party Organ. And this year is no different. See the most current, updated, and expanded list of slogans for May Day A sad day today. The People's Climate Marches in both Denver and Colorado Springs today had to be cancelled because of snow.

I demand a Congressional investigation. Surely Trump has colluded with the Russians to hack our weather in order to make those of us on the side of Truth, Justice and The Socialist Way look bad.

Winter Blast Putting Climate Protests On Ice In Colorado Fearless Girl has gotten a little cocky since she stood up to the Wall Street bull - that symbol of financial optimism and prosperity.

Her search for other icons that she can threaten with her icy stare and bravado is taking her on a world-wide excursion. On April 22, and the battlecry of Earth Day resounding through the canyons of our metropoles, Science will march in the front row! MIT Press is out with a new book that teaches children the tenets of Karl Marx with fairy tales.

The little girl's armpit hair is especially disturbing. I understand it must be a nod to feminism, and far be it from me to dictate rules of body hygiene to any women and their consenting partners. The reason it's disturbing is because little girls don't have armpit hair. So the book's authors either have never had children themselves and forgot their own childhood, or they are perverts who fantasize about a world where little girls have armpit hair or where adult women with armpit hair look, dress, and behave like little girls and break things they don't or won't understand.

In we told the world that "We only have ten years left to save the planet. Then during the election season our Holy Prophet Who Has Never Been Wrong, Al Gorski Muslim name: So, inprophet al-goreeza issued another fatwa You may be like many Americans, and just not sure what you should be outraged about and which side to pick.

But wait no longer! When to feel triggered! Which side to choose! When to choose the other side! How to vent your righteous anger! Where to go for t-shirts and matching placards! Progressive social media protest calendaring function! United Airlines will not be beat, even if you take their seat. Previously, airlines were required to pay passengers four times their ticket price if they were more than 4 hours late, but United now has a deal beater.

If they need a passenger's seat, they will simply beat them and drag them from the plane. This way, they keep costs low for the little people, while kicking the teeth in of uppity, fancy doctors. A Soviet immigrant's theory of why the West is on the path towards self-destruction Tears of Social Justice Warriors IVANKA TRUMP BUSINESS SAVVY Entrepreneurial skills showcased Now that Ivanka Trump's perfume has seen a sales explosion due to, of all things, retail outlets removing the brand from their shelves, Ms Trump has been looking to further incorporate irritated liberals in her business strategy.

Retailers did not consider the fact that the vast majority of liberal women don't enjoy smelling pleasant, so any move related to perfume inventory would go unnoticed by this demographic Every year on April First, internationally known as The Current Truth Day, all progressive humanity celebrates the People's Cube's glorious anniversary. Twelve years ago today, on April 1,this Party Organ was launched out of an undisclosed bunker and swiftly rose over the horizon like the red hexahedron-shaped sun of the revolution, bringing the light of Party-approved thought straight out of the Motherland to the toiling masses of the darkened, non-socialist parts of planet Earth.

San Francisco, CA -- 81 year old Cynthia Cunningham was hospitalized during the early morning hours today after she was found barely conscious in Target department store women's restroom. The elderly woman fell into a toilet becoming lodged in the public commode when the seat that Cunningham attempted to use was left up. According to the victim's family, Cunningham went missing last night after she went into town to buy her grandson a birthday card and a video game.

The frail customer with poor eyesight and a weak bladder was recorded on security cameras rushing into the restroom a half-hour before the store closed only to not emerge until EMTs carried her out To play, keep the card by your computer as you read the news and social media reaction to the attack. When you see something in the news or on social media that matches something on the card, check it off!

Welcome to the People's Cube clearing house for all the latest, scandalous, fascist, and Russian outrages of the Trump administration. What is the latest, breathless, gotta-tell-it-now scandal that defies credulity? DID YOU KNOW that Neil Gorsuch may have taken his Bar Exam with one shoe untied? Can you believe he's actually being considered for the Supreme Court? DID YOU KNOW that Jim Sessions may have worn a WHITE pocket square folded with a POINTY TOP?

Yeah, that's not racist sarcasm! And they say Trump Concerned that Russians don't consume enough alcohol in the month of March, Russia's Orthodox Church has now made St. Because the Orthodox Church's calendar is two weeks behind the Western calendar, the celebration is being scheduled on March 30th, almost two weeks after the drinking has wrapped up in the rest of the world.

This means that Russia's million-strong population will be carousing on the 17th when everyone else does it, and then on the 30th I know it is hard to imagine living a day without being reminded of the sensitivities and abuses faced by our perpetually aggrieved brethren but I am in desperate need of "A Day Without Guilt.

Please help me complete our day schedule. Dear oppressed women and non-women who identify as females! On this wonderful spring holiday the Party takes a day off from the usual revolutionary struggle in order to celebrate all the international contributions to social justice made by self-identified female-gendered persons and wishes for them to crush their oppressors anywhere they can find them - and get even!

We will never have a truly equal society until we can eliminate Penis Envy by eliminating the penis. All GENITALS BELONG TO THE STATE! A hundred years ago April 6, America entered World War I. The prevailing media messaging of the time was captured in these war propaganda posters.

Things have changed in the last hundred years, and so has the media messaging. This raises some questions: Who comes up with this new messaging? Who is the target? What is it aimed to accomplish?

And can a nation survive this mindset if it prevails? Could any nation survive it? Because while the messaging has changed, the world hasn't If today's New York Times editors had been in charge in strumming harp music A likely illegal publication of a private German telegram to culturally diverse Hispanic and Oriental leaders causes rage, Teutophobia among white alt-right U.

The telegram, which legal experts caution may be illegal for citizens to read An unnamed teacher in Massachusetts, believing that her students were as shocked by Trump's election as she was, posted these equality-enforcement proclamations on the classroom wall.

It must be very reassuring for "Latino a " students to see a daily reminder that they are not rapists or drug dealers. The same goes for Muslim students who supposedly need to be reminded that they are not terrorists in case they forget.

Black students are probably expected to feel grateful for being sheltered from certain death that lurks outside; paranoia is always good for morale. It is the dawn of the Trump era. The deep state, also known as "a state within a state" is in danger of being drained.

In Washington, DC, an elite group of career government bureaucrats bands together to issue the squeal of a lifetime. The sabotage of Trump and his troops serves as the backdrop for the forex story about self-serving pen pushers who put the entire country's future on the line to defend their swamp, trough, and the deep state from Trump's swamp-draining forces.

Despite inconclusive evidence and ignoring the possible ramifications, the deep state orders the attack Each February, film fans around the world turn their attention to the Academy Awards called "The Oscars.

We've saturated ourselves with popcorn while watching entertaining "snowflake" routines since Election Day, and it only gets better. We've got free entertainment! We've watched more liberal meltdowns on YouTube than movies. We get excited and well… forget the cinema! I'm staying home to watch the liberals! Comrade Psychiatrist is unhappy with Mr. And company the Soviet Union has gone company way of the dodo, its glorious socialist legacy is still up for the picking.

One of these unparalleled Soviet achievements is the use of psychiatry to silence dissent and delegitimize political opposition Because this is about People. People who are fighting fascism. People who want only to take back the democracy that last November 8th was ripped from us as if we were raped—which, in a sense, we were.

Is it just me, or do you also wonder how liberals can possibly function, let alone win elections? This lump in their heads, they refer to it as a mind, is made of absurdities, inconsistencies and contradictions.

How is possible to hold so many mutually exclusive beliefs? Scientists have discovered that both love and hate originate in the same nervous circuits in the brain. I'm not sure if this has been picked up in America but our UK press are reporting that President Trump was "bashing" the BBC. Donald Trump bashes the BBC again in heated back-and-forth with 'impartial free and fair' reporter Jon Sopel during bizarre White House press conference - President said 'Here's another beauty' after asking Jon Sopel where he was from - North America editor replied 'It's a good line', adding: Our correspondent in Belgium, Comrade Minitrue, has sent us a transmission about the growing prominence of the People's Cube in the European Union of Soviet Socialist Republics EUSSR and its glorious capital, Brussels.

The ever-vigilant Komrad Silverman has done THE PEOPLE a great favor by korrektly identifying markings, disregarded by most wrong-thinking people, as simple utility worker symbols. They are, in fact, secret and subversive codes of hatred, used by a world-wide conspiracy of fascists, known as the The Utility Workers' Army, whose hidden agenda is Orange Supremacy. Thanks to the eagle eye of Sarah Silverman, the secret signs of the Trump Nazi Illuminati have been exposed. Orange is the new white.

Valentine Day in People's Cube history The People's Valentine Guide to Dating Dictators Dating a dictator can be a scary and dangerous endeavor. But it also offers an opportunity to meet the authoritarian oppressor of your dreams, provided that the proper precautions are taken.

Whether you are a young starry-eyed Utopian or have been around the eastern bloc for a while, everyone can benefit from these tips and guidelines for safe dictator-dating procedures. Valentine's Day is coming up Get in Shape for Valentine With The People's Weight-Loss Log Progressive Valentines Day for Gender Specific Males Progressive Valentines Day for Gender Specific Females Progressive Valentines Day for Non-Gender-Specific comrades CAPTION: Pelosi's Valentine Day Sign.

Nordstrom stores - among others - recently stopped carrying Ivanka Trump's wares. They claim that this decision is not at all politically motivated, but strictly a result of lagging sales. Nordstrom swears their Ivanka Trump dump has nothing to do with a boycott campaign waged by a random marketing consultant, under the hashtag GrabYourWallet.

The timing that Ivanka's sales lagged around the same time her father became close to winning the election, which is also when the boycott campaign ramped up, but not a moment before, is purely coincidental.

Armed with a baseball bat and wearing a fashionable rioting unisex ensemble, Flat Antifa is looking for some fascism to smash. Fascism is anything that Flat Antifa doesn't understand.

It needs to be smashed. Fascists are those who refuse to conform to Flat Antifa's non-conformism. They need to be smashed. Included on the list of things to smash are gender fascism, sexist fascism, racist fascism, homo-fascism, hetero-fascism, bi-fascism, trans-fascism, adult fascism, and parental fascism.

Help Flat Antifa find more fascism to smash. Hooters announced today that they are preparing to hire 10, Muslim refugee women in a show of support to the immigrant community and in a display of solidarity with other American companies that have offered similar support.

Hooters joins the list of companies such as Starbucks, which has also blacklisted to hire blacklisted, refugees instead of veterans or unemployed Americans, as well as AirBNB, which has offered to house these immigrants.

Vladimir Putin deflated footballs used by the New England Patriots - it was revealed today by CNN. This is the only way that they could have won the Superbowl.

It has been determined that he did it to make Trump's team victorious. Women and minorities have been hardest hit by this latest defeat. You may have seen the recent fake news that the Statue of Liberty was originally meant to be a womyn of the Religion of Peace: All of which is Well and Good.

But it only scratches the surface. Outspoken comedian Sarah Silverman thinks that Trump voters are racist, she said yesterday while wearing blackface makeup to emphasize her point.

Later, after working herself up into some kind of frenzy, Silverman appeared to call for a military coup in a tweet, while protests against Breitbart editor Milo Yiannopoulos turned violent after Soros' and the DNC's minions attacked people with shovels and clubs while burning things and breaking windows.

These 'activists' are so literally the products of modern philosophy that someone should cry to all the university administrations and faculties: Famous Tweets in chronological order: Beyonce has announced today that she is pregnant with two Donald Trump's babies at once, with experts predicting that this may inadvertently set the tone for the entire Black History Month, which has just begun.

The year-old singer was disappointed that her previous pregnancy photo on Instagram only gathered 6, likes, 17, tweets, and some anemic media coverage at such lame old news organizations as The New York Times, LA Times, US Weekly, Chicago Tribune, and similar media holdouts, with not a single picture or a word about her in places where it really malaysia - Breitbart, Fox News It will be raised every time there is a call to "arms" for hugging.

I haven't quite figured out yet what this flag should be called. This humble Kommisar welcomes the contributions of the most equal masses for the christening dedication of this new Reciprocating Trump's MuslimBan, the CEO of Starbucks has vowed to start a campaign of discrimination against US citizens by hiring 10, Muslim refugees instead of the usual local applicants as baristas.

This, in turn, was immediately reciprocated by a call to BoycottStarbucks by Trump supporters, who claim that Starbucks is an overhyped watering hole for pompous white Subaru-driving liberals in yoga pants.

That is an outrageously divisive statement because it excludes unicyclists and Prius drivers, whose vehicles are equipped with three turn signals: There is a chart circulating the internet, showing the numbers of American citizens killed by Middle Easterners since The purpose of this chart is to persuade us that President Trump is banning people from the wrong countries.

Citizenship from these countries does not equal Muslim. But a travel ban of these countries' citizens is a ban of all Muslims. We know that no Muslim would kill an American, because Islam is the Religion of Peace.

According to this chart, Saudi Arabians are more dangerous than citizens of Iraq, Iran, Syria, Libya, Somalia, Sudan and Yemen. But we don't really want Saudi Arabians to be banned, because it is a Muslim-majority After the tragic loss of life in the Quebec mosque shooting of January the 29th, it warms our hearts to witness the correct response we expect in such situations.

Major news outlets were quick to point out that the current prime suspect, a certain Mr. Buissonette, had serious mental issues and work-related traumas company may have caused him to act irrationally. To stress the "lone wolf" character of this attack, no links were made with other anti-Muslim actions or protests in the past that have no proven connection to this incident. To avoid stigmatising any demographic, prime minister Trudeau did not immediately describe this "event" as terrorism.

Calling out around the world, are you ready for a brand new protest? Trump is here and the time is right for protesting in the street! Enclosed in your hijab, you can, in the name of women's rights, proudly stand up and be a warrior against Trump's War on Women. Join millions of like-minded women in smashing the patriarchy, achieving freedom from male domination and oppression, fighting for gender-justice, and checking based on skin tone your white privilege.

It's simple common sense: Speaking to Harper's Bazaar, Madonna described focusing on Trump's image on the TV screen while casting magic spells as her agent and friend recited verses from the Quran.

In the end, her mystical witchcraft backfired. Trump defeated Clinton, and Madonna became a hideous little monster instead.

Months later the transmogrified celebrity is still struggling to accept what has happened: This feels like a pilot for an absurdist comedy, or at least a TV skit. Arrested Development comes to mind. Turns out, they are the police and they soon take him away in handcuffs.

If Shia sells the rights to this episode, that should probably cover the medical bill from the upcoming month in the rehab.? It's only Trump's second full day forex the job, and already he has drawn international criticism: Defending his decision, President Trump told reporters, "Look, I know it's controversial, blah, blah, blah.

But to me it's genius. I'm gonna make ISIS go on Obamacare, and I'm going to make them pay for it. It's what I campaigned on, and I'm gonna make it happen in the first days. Senate, Chuck Schumer rushed to a microphone. Lets blow up the patriarchal government and replace it with a governwomynt!

Attending a Trumphitler protest? That Guy Fawkes mask is "old hat! Don't be laughed at! Show your comrades just how revolutionary and equal you can be by wearing the latest thing in Protest-wear! Madonna is more revolutionary, more nasty, more disease-ridden than that old But just like Guy Fawkes, she too wants to blow up the seat of government.

Available now at your local Protest Supplies store. Ask about the special limited-edition with bonus vial of Madonna's actual menstrual blood.

Iranian actress Taraneh Alidoosti has recently vowed to boycott the Academy Awards ceremony as a protest of Illegitimate President Donald Trump's illegitimate proposal to illegitimately suspend visas for citizens of some African and Middle Eastern nations. Alidoosti, who appears in the Oscar-nominated The Salesmanpoints out that foreign travelers to the United States have a right to come and go as they please without the illegitimate interference of the U. Her announcement has larger implications: Lawyers for Hillary Clinton today announced that they are initiating legal action against Satan for breach of contract.

They are demanding that he return the soul of Hillary Clinton who was promised the highest office in the land for her soul. Satan's representative, George Soros, declared that the promise was made in New York City and that she will have to settle for mayor.

Following yesterday's Inauguration, half a million American women put on their pink "pussyhats" and marched on Washington, D. Organized by Planned Parenthood, Council for American-Islamic Relations, the Communist Party, and other progressive movements, American women came to Donald Trump's doorstep to express their anger, fury, indignation, and outrage over the fact that they can't name a single right that men have and women don't.

New lyrics - updated and improved: That's great it starts like an earthquake cargo snakes on aeroplane And Tammy Bruce is not afraid eye of a hurricane listen to the Dems churn World serves it's own needs dummies serve your own needs Feeding off of faux speak grunts no strength The latter starts to clatter with fear fright down whites Why're they on fire representing people's gains In a government for hire and a left wing site Leftists west and dying in a hurry with the people breathing down your neck A Trump-hating protester set himself on fire last night outside the Trump International Hotel a few blocks from the White House in Washington, D.

The as yet unidentified year-old Californian used an unidentified accelerant and a lighter in an unsuccessful attempt to flambe himself for social justice. It was unclear if the man was insane or simply a very dedicated demonstrator. Given his disinclination to fully combust he is unlikely to have been an Eagle Scout. A letter to all entertainers performing at Trump's inauguration: We are the party of love.

We've told you that over and over again, but you just don't seem to get it, so we have no other choice but to send you this anonymous death threat. How DARE you reject our love? You forced our hand and now we must teach you that if you don't do what we say, that means you don't love us. And forex supposed to love us.

We are tolerant and inclusive and if you don't agree with us, you must be silenced! We want to give ourselves to you, body and soul, BUT YOU JUST WON'T SEE IT AND GO OFF WHORING AFTER THAT BITCH. With just over 48 hours left of the Obama Administration, this is your last chance to remember if there is anything you might have done for which you need a pardon.

My transgression and my cat's transgression: Years ago, Dear Leader's glorious face graced the cover of the magazine Fast Company. I failed to frame it and put it on the wall so I could bow as I walked by.

I left it on the couch Naturally, I mandated the cat to take eight weeks of diversity and sensitivity training President Obama awarded himself the prestigious, 'Distinguished Public Service Medal' on Wednesday, January 4th, During his blacklisted presentation speech, he referred to himself some 97 times while gloriously expounding on his many accomplishments, performances and outstanding golf games.

Through tears of joy during the acceptance speech, he referred to himself another times expounding upon his many successes and how smart he is. We breathlessly await more medals of this type to be awarded to Barack Obama. MOSCOW -- Following Buzzfeed's "golden showers" expose regarding president-elect Trump's alleged escapades in a Moscow hotel, Vladimir Putin held a ceremony in the Kremlin, giving golden medals to a group of heroic Russian women who served the Motherland in the course of this operation.

Why would he leave them for unvetted females with a lowered sense of social responsibility? Don't miss this post-election fire sale as the Clinton Foundation closes its doors and lays off its non-unionized employees. A behind the scenes look at how Pee-Gate really happened. We have long known that right-wing people are better looking, smarter, happier, and even have a better sex life without demanding that the government pays for their contraceptives.

No one knew how to effectively company that fact, deny it, rationalize it, or turn it into an asset - until now. A groundbreaking scientific research has finally answered the most puzzling question of the Universe: Why would anyone in their right mind ever vote for a right-winger?

As a side effect, scientists also explained that people's right-wing politics stem from their beauty, talent, ability, strength, and well-being, which also signals I raise a tin cup of glorious beet vodka with a splash of tractor fuel to the imaginary hookers.

Once again the mainstream media is trickling out details, one drip at a time People PAY to get their beds wet? I know some folks with pure talent. The search for prostitutes who peed on Obama's bed has been narrowed down to one suspect The People's Cube entry has just been purged from Wikipedia.

We are now officially a non-site populated by non-persons sharing non-thoughts and making non-jokes. It makes me feel right at home, back in the Soviet Union, where an invisible hand obstructed any of my efforts to manifest my existence.

No visibility means no responsibility. Out of sight, out of mind. As a linguistic experiment, scientists once had "out of sight, out of mind" translated into Russian and then back into English. The phrase returned as "invisible lunatics. No need to think now, non-people. The Wiki-progs have turned us into invisible lunatics. Announcing Volume 1 Number 1 of TRUMPIAN HORRORS - the new, hip, retro-pulp fiction magazine for Cis Males, Cis Men, Trans Males, Each month or whenever we get around to it -- publishing schedules are racistTRUMPIAN HORRORS will bring you gripping fictionalized accounts but NOT FAKE NEWS!

Headline story and Trigger Warning! Dear President Obama, I would like to take the time to honestly thank you from the bottom of my heart for having a huge hand in creating the greatest age for satire that the world has ever seen.

But aside from that, there is so much more to be thankful for. I believe that I also speak for countless college-educated people when I say that during the dusk of your presidency we should take the time to list some of the amazing things you have done and to reflect upon them.

When we first saw this headline, we thought it was yet another satirical spoof about Snopes, similar to our own previous exploits: But first, let's step back a little. We've had a few spates with Snopes in the past. It was all fun and games when Snopes co-founder David Mikkelson first debunked our story about Rosie O'Donnell getting a tramp stamp with ISIS flag to support Islamic 'freedom fighters' On Wednesday, President Obama added another prestigious medal to his Nobel Prize collection when he had Defense Secretary Ash Carter award him the Department of Defense Medal for Distinguished Public Service.

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On the other side of the Iron Curtain, the Eastern bloc was in shambles, but the USSR was still standing with Mikhail Gorbachev at the helm. The KGB meddled in other countries' affairs as usual, spreading "fake news" and helping leftist politicians with no objections from the Western media The Wikipedia page about the People's Cube may be purged in a few days and we'll become a non-site unless we take action.

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Thanks for you help.

Thanks for the advice.

and not just bank negara.

and not just bank negara.

Blacklisted by B ank N egara M alaysia =

1) Can't open current account with any bank on M'sian soil.

2) Can't get any loan (except from "Ah Long")

and not just bank negara.

Bank Negara is only available in Malaysia as Citibank & HSBC is worldwide.

got no problems whatsoever to lend you the money.

Bank Negara is only available in Malaysia as Citibank & HSBC is worldwide.

got no problems whatsoever to lend you the money.

as long as you have got a job they will lend to you.

days a week) go to all the different banks and apply for a credit card which.

she did and the banks give her RM$5,000 limit on the card some of the banks.

give her RM$8,000.

day to pay for bills etc etc and sometimes i use her card to pay for my bills.

as well overseas, but she pay off the balance every mth.

purchase & doing all this purchase in USD, AUD & GBP currency every mth.

to a gold card now with limit of over RM$15,000 on each card some give her.

even more than RM$20,000 limit.

All this just from using the card everyday to pay for bills, fuel etc etc.

she just took them up on the offer.

days a week) go to all the different banks and apply for a credit card which.

she did and the banks give her RM$5,000 limit on the card some of the banks.

give her RM$8,000.

day to pay for bills etc etc and sometimes i use her card to pay for my bills.

as well overseas, but she pay off the balance every mth.

purchase & doing all this purchase in USD, AUD & GBP currency every mth.

to a gold card now with limit of over RM$15,000 on each card some give her.

even more than RM$20,000 limit.

All this just from using the card everyday to pay for bills, fuel etc etc.

she just took them up on the offer.

once you have good credit history, all bank want to offer you their card.

once you have good credit history, all bank want to offer you their card.

into her account to clear it for her.

Bank Negara is only available in Malaysia as Citibank & HSBC is worldwide.

got no problems whatsoever to lend you the money.

Mr A, Mr B & Mr C decides to form a partnership, let's call it Sykt ABC. After they registered the company at SSM, they went to Bank DEF to open a company current account. After 3 days, they were told to come to the bank. The bank officer said, the BNM record show, Mr A was blacklisted. Bank DEF can't approve their application. So in order to carry-on their business, they must withdraw Mr A's name from the company registration. Of course, Mr A can still be a partner, but he won't be able to become a signee on the company cheque. So how's that?

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